Wednesday, December 23, 2009

A note to concerned passerby...

If you are here because you hear a puppy whining inside my house, you need not worry about her. She is adorable, she is a baby and she is not yet house trained. She is in a LARGE dog crate and she is not happy about it. Not at all. But she is safe, she is not in any pain and she has plenty of water and chew toys. She doesn’t need food, she just ate and I’ll be back well before she needs to eat again. If you feel compelled to just absolutely, for sure and beyond any doubt know that she is safe, then please feel free to call me on my cell phone - (916) xxx-xxxx. I will drop everything and rush right home to allow you to appease your conscience and know that you did the right thing – no matter how much hassle you caused me.

If you are planning to break in, either to check on the puppy or to rip me off, rest assured my alarm functions quite well and in addition to me, a rather large “safety” committee will be greeting you.

Merry Christmas,
Michael Althouse


Man Named Kim said...

You made me laugh. Congrats on the pup - nothing says Christmas like a puppy! My kids got one this year and I have enjoyed visiting with it when I go over to their house (they have the mom's house, dad's house thing).

Merry Christmas, Mike.

Belizegial said...

Merry Christmas Mike. The puppy is very cute and I will be checking back here to get updates on her progress.

Snaggle Tooth said...

Adorable addition to your home- good catch, n good luck!